If you are a man, you probably spent a reasonable time avoiding the question of diamonds. For her they are welcome sparkling jewels, for you they are pieces of carbon. In addition, you could get a big screen TV or a fishing boat. But how long will this TV be up to the technical level? I can say that a diamond will outlast you, your marriage, your family and all of humanity. And while you cannot turn in a fishing boat for generations, the diamond makes a nice family heirloom.
But more importantly, you can use them to make corrections, resolve disputes and other things that I have to leave for your imagination, which I am sure is quite vivid in the area of I & m, referring to.
The following is a list of typical sins. These are probably not the sins you have committed literally. But you probably had a violation or two, it seems. This is just a guide to how you could overcome some of your shortcomings with minimal effort. And although you may not have any flaws, I assure you that your wife / girlfriend / significant other thinks what you are doing, and at some point last year she became the subject of a conversation with her friends.
Thus, the diamond will not only resolve the matter with your bride, you will look like an “amazing guy” for all the women in the neighborhood, including the limp razvodchika who can still make men melt when she wears this bikini string, (Hey, you just watch, and you still have a pulse.)
Here are the sins and an indicator of how to compensate for them:
- Small Man Goof: You forgot to mow the lawn. Decision: Well, it slips, it won't cost you a carat.
- Intermediate Man: You forgot to mow the lawn, and now local cows are looking at your lawn as a potential grazing area. Neglecting this work and other “honey affairs”, you had male friends to watch races, spilled salsa on a suede couch, get beer on new wallpaper, burned a hole in a new Tibetan carpet with a cigar, Decision: You need to buy diamond earrings from 1.50ctw (total carat weight) to 2ctw. This means that each diamond earring should be from 0.75 to 1.00ct. Do not buy "promotional" diamonds. Adjust the carat weight according to the level of income, the level of tolerance that your wife has for your offenses, and how long you can survive without activity in the bedroom. Big diamonds make big changes and get more rewards.
- Man Goof: You went to a poker game with some buddies and forgot to pick up your teenager from basketball practice. It was a cold night, and he stood alone on the landing for an hour. His cell phone was not in the bag for sports equipment, and he had to tag a stranger in the car on the road (maybe a serial killer) to use his cell phone to call his mother, who in turn called you to the poker room. the game when someone finally heard the phone and answered. You won thousands of dollars before the bell that interrupted your fun. Decision: You need to buy a diamond tennis bracelet or a diamond pendant for your wife and buy your son the gadget of your choice. Now you know that you can buy forgiveness, and this is a liberating feeling.
- Human Dilemma: Your wife, a friend, seriously complains that you never share your feelings and do not want to "talk" more often and openly about your "feelings." Decision: You can buy diamonds and not say a word about how you feel. Just pass the box and see how the jaw drops. If you can draw a juicy look on your face, you will score even more brown points, and this together with the gift of beautiful diamonds will translate “contact with your feelings” from a woman’s point of view. It will be 5 years before she ever brings it up again, and at this point you repeat the above process, but this time with a more basic gift, ensuring that the item is buried for another 5-10 years. She will be old and with practice on her feet in her grave, before she ever finds out that there is a pattern of not recognizing your real feelings, and by that time you will be struck with dementia and prone to a fit of tears.
- Man Goof: You have forgotten the 40th anniversary, an important event or anniversary, which celebrates an important year (10, 15, 20, 25th .....) Decision: For this there is a certain historical precedent. It will cost you 2.10ct for a center diamond and an extra 1.0cts in side diamonds for a total of 3cts in diamonds.
- Major League Goof Man: You had a hot, sinister, vaporous affair. Decision: Oh my, this is big. Could you please satisfy this men’s menopause with a hot new sports car? And how do you think that happened? You have a loan to buy equity, right? I suggest you throw your back down to the bank and use it after the rush to buy the biggest and most impressive diamond jewelry without any problems. You may even need to get a pink diamond. Hey, it worked for Kobe. And you are likely to get cheaper than if you made a divorce. Perhaps you will read it in time to limit the possibility of the case. And if so, I did my social work.
As you can see, you can take advantage of “your own” soft spot for diamonds to fulfill your own goals and provide incredible relationships. Who says you can't buy love? This is a win / win situation, although not recommended by most marriage counselors. Over ten million men have found this method effective. Now, who will argue with 10 million men?
